A New Possiblity
When the Onion News Network broke news of the new MacBook Wheel, former IT major Steve Works saw immediate practical usage for the product. “This product is great for those in love with ease and simplicity. How complicated can a wheel get?” Steve Works sees the Wheel as ushering in a new age of computing for the ACU campus. “There are some situations where a wheel is simply better. For instance, you must scroll to every letter in alphabetical order before hitting the big center button to insert the letter in a document. This clearly allows students to study their spelling while using the product.” Additionally, Steve is convinced that the new Macbook Wheel product could easily cure procrastination. “The great thing about this product is that it takes about one hundered times longer to do anything you could do on a different computer. The product essentially forces you to start papers that would have originally been all-nighters weeks in advance, thus saving your sanity.” Steve also points to some potential religious significance. “As Christians, we pride ourselves in being counter-cultural. I think that we could really get that message out by embracing a product that essentially takes us back to the dark ages of computing.”
Reporting by Soloman Vandi
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