Tower of “Light”?
“Everyday, students are constantly exposed to a subliminal encouragement of the wrong sort,” says Psychology Professor Dr. Noidal. His recently released research shows that the bells on Abilene Christian University campus unduly influence the student populace to experiment with chemical substances. Specifically, Dr. Noidal is concerned about marijuana use. “The students hear the noise ‘bong’ during the tolling of the bells every hour of the day. This clearly has a deleterious effect on the psyche of the student.” Dr. Noidal points to police statistics to back up his claim. “Police reported a significant drop in the number of marijuana related arrests in the first week of the ACU semester from the normal rate established during a long semester. This drop corresponded to a week of silence from the bell tower.” In Dr. Noidal’s mind, there is something very fishy about the Tower of Light.
Reporting by Soloman Vandi
